A few things first and then a meme b/c I'm busy today
Dear Gilligan & O'Malley,
Thanks for making the most comfortable black knit "modal" pants for $14.99. I hope they become the socially acceptable "it" black pant. Until then, I'm wearing them 24/7 in my humble abode.
Sincerely,
Your Target Consumer
Dear Person at the DMV/DOT/Place where they give out licenses,
Maybe its me because I've driving up and down the eastern seaboard this summer and all over the southeast on interstates, but it seems to me that you handing out licenses to be a**holes on the road, not licenses to drive. How else do people have the nerve to drive 95 up on my arse (when I'm drivin the acceptable 10 over in a 70mph) and ride my arse in traffic, or how else do people think that changing 3 lanes at a time without pause or blinker is legal?? How else do people have a blantant disregard for the speed limit or the fact that they are driving a something TON vehicle?? Arghh, and since these lovely citizens have been using their right to be an A**hole - I'll be distributing my right to flip the bird to all of them!
Sincerely,
A Person who just wants to drive without fearing for their life or getting pissed off.
5 things in your refrigerator.
1. 2 half gallons of skim milk (one expired, one that is good)
2. leftover marinated grilled chicken
3. cut up cucumber slices
4. hummus
5. Enough deli meats and cheeses to feed an army (FI is a sandwich guy)
5 things in your closet:
1. A Shabby Chic luggage holder/rack (I keep all my clothes I'm too lazy to put up on it)
2. My new knit J.Crew pink dress
3. shoes and sandals on the floor
4. Vera Bradley travel totes
5. Polos (oxford, short sleeve, and knit) arranged by color and type
5 things in your purse or backpack
1. VB wallet and matching coin purse
2. Receipts I haven't organized
3. Tide to go pen
4. Neutrogena and Burts Bees lip gloss
5. cell
5 things in your car
1. Yoga mat
2. Atlas (well used this summer)
3. Cell phone charger that is very tempramental
4. Empty water bottles
5. CDs without the cases stashed everywhere
5 things in the world you want to see before you die
1. Ireland
2. Children and grandchildren
3. Our own house!
4. California and the West Coast (never been past Colorado!)
5. I'd really like to see myself on What Not To Wear (this is a dream of mine, i love my style but $5000 shopping spree and I'm pretty sure Stacey and Clinton crack me up)
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