Sidenote

I don't know if you all have heard of him from Comedy Central (& the 7up commercials) - but he is so funny, I downloaded him off of itunes, and nearly wrecked my car I was laughing so hard...here are some of his funny quotes:


You're not supposed to have cake for breakfast, of course, but somehow pancakes slid through. I don't know how that happened. It's like, "Young man you're not having cake for breakfast. You're having fried cake with syrup for breakfast. Now load up on that and try not to nap."

Pie can't compete with cake. Put candles in a cake, it's a birthday cake. Put candles in a pie, and somebody's drunk in the kitchen.

Ever wonder what people got Jesus for Christmas? It's like 'Oh great, socks. You know I'm dying for your sins right? Yeah, but thanks for the SOCKS. They'll go great with my sandals. What am I, German?'

Whenever I'm out of town for at least a week, I feel like I should write a postcard or something. You can be a genius, but when you try and write a postcard you come across like a moron anyway: 'This city's got big buildings. I like food. Bye.

I think his voice adds to the sense of humor...just a funny sidenote for the day!